Children Love Me, Dammit!

Not To Mention Our Former Tag Team Champions Lost Their Titles After My Good Friend Christian Was Hit In The Genitals With A Hockey Stick By A Midgit! I Mean Enough Is Enough

I Wasn't Surprised At All. In Fact, I Thought, Why Stop There? Why Not Add The Big Show, Or Chris Jericho, Or The Whole State Of Nebraska For That Matter? And Don't You Think A Wrestling Ring Is A Little Old School, Lilian? Why Not Put The Match In A Shark Tank, With Real Live Sharks? Hungry Sharks! And The Only Way To Beat Your Opponent Is To Stuff Him Down A Shark's Throat, And Pin The Shark. Wouldn't That Be A Hoot?

I Feel Like A Real Cowboy! Yippi Ki Yay!

I Hear Your Chants. I Hear Your Cat Calls. And Yes It's True. I'm Obsessed With Other Men's Balls. Word!

I Became The First Ever Euro-continental Champion In Wwf History. Well, Besides D-lo Brown, But He Doesn't Count.