Christianity... Is An Eastern Religion.

Rap Music... Sounds Like Somebody Feeding A Rhyming Dictionary To A Popcorn Popper.

Be Your Own Flying Saucer! Rescue Yourself!

Outlaws Are Can Openers In The Supermarket Of Life.

It's Personal Freedom, Not Hundred Dollar Bills That Lights The Soul's Cigar.

If You Lack The Iron And The Fizz To Take Control Of Your Own Life, Then The Gods Will Repay Your Weakness By Having A Grin Or Two At Your Expense. Should You Fail To Pilot Your Own Ship, Don't Be Surprised At What Inappropriate Port You Find Yourself Docked.