Classical Music Is The Kind We Keep

Most Parents Don't Worry About A Daughter Until She Fails To Show Up For Breakfast.

In Order To Live Off A Garden, You Practically Have To Live In It.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty, While Bein' Above Suspicion Is About Th' Only Compensation Fer Bein' Homely.

About The Only Thing We Have Left That Actually Discriminates In Favor Of The Plain People Is The Stork.

Fun Is Like Life Insurance; The Older You Get, The More It Costs.