Fun Is Like Life Insurance; The Older

Nobody Ever Forgets Where He Buried The Hatchet.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty.

My Idea Of Walking Into The Jaws Of Death Is Marrying Some Woman Who Has Lost Three Husbands.

A Sadder But Wiser Man Is A Thousand Times More Agreeable To Meet Than The Feller That Never Makes A Mistake.

I Haven't Heard Of Anybody Who Wants To Stop Living On Account Of The Cost.