Bees Are Not As Busy As We

The Worst Feature Of A New Baby Is Its Mother's Singing.

Some People Pay A Compliment As If They Expected A Receipt.

There Ought T'be Some Way T'eat Celery So It Wouldn't Sound Like You Wuz Steppin' On A Basket.

Hon Editor Cale Fluhart Was A Power Politically Fer Years, But He Never Got Prominent Enough T' Have His Speeches Garbled.

In Order To Live Off A Garden, You Practically Have To Live In It.