Bees Are Not As Busy As We

A Never-failing Way To Get Rid Of A Fellow Is To Tell Him Something For His Own Good.

If There's Any Literary Ability In A Feller, Getting Fired Out Of A Good Government Job Will Bring It Out.

Some People Pay A Compliment As If They Expected A Receipt.

A Bad Cold Wouldn't Be So Annoying If It Weren't For The Advice Of Our Friends.

Nothing Is As Irritating As The Fellow Who Chats Pleasantly While He's Overcharging You.