Bees Are Not As Busy As We

No Woman Can Be Handsome By The Force Of Features Alone, Any More That She Can Be Witty By Only The Help Of Speech.

The Only Time Some Fellows Are Seen With Their Wives Is After They're Indicted.

A Bad Cold Wouldn't Be So Annoying If It Weren't For The Advice Of Our Friends.

Peace Has Its Victories No Less Than War, But It Doesn't Have As Many Monuments To Unveil.

Classical Music Is The Kind We Keep Thinking Will Turn Into A Tune.