Coffee Is Like A Bra. 3 Cups

And Of Course I Didn't Make Any Money From Stand Up For Years, So I Had Temp Jobs. That Was The Way I Made Money.

A Cool Tattoo Design Is Any Drawing That Would Also Look Good Saggy.

I Wanna Buy A Bunch Of Hermit Crabs And Make Them Live Together.

Clowns Have No Respect For Pie.

I Just Listen To So Much Music That I Like The Role Music Can Play In Scoring Something. I'm Not Doing Song Parodies Or Funny Songs, I'm Just Adding Some Music To My Words. So It's Limited And Specific, But As A Performer I Find It Pretty Enjoyable.