Here Is A Tip For All You

I Tend To Avoid Televisions, Politics, And Places With Velvet Ropes.

If I Make My Window Ten Days For Stand-up, The Conclusion Is That I Failed And That I'm Not Good At Stand-up. If I Make It Ten Years - If I Just Wait - The Conclusion Might Be Something Totally Different. I Think It's So Cool To Do Things In Which You Discover The Malleability Of Your Own Mind.

If You Really Think About It, Hitting The Snooze Button In The Morning Doesn't Even Make Sense. It's Like Saying, 'i Hate Getting Up In The Morning-so I Do It Over... And Over... And Over Again.'

Right Before I'm About To Talk At Length About Something I Like I Say, Get Me Started.

It's Hard To Know What's Gay In Life. Boxing. That's Two Men Fighting Over A Belt.