Comedy And Sausages Are The Two Things

My Dad Was From Liverpool, And He Picked It Up In The Army. He'd Often Come Out With This Stuff.

I Would Love To Be A Father. I Had A Great Father Who Taught Me How Gratifying That Is. I'm Not Going To Deny Myself That. I Think I'd Be Good At It. Everybody Wants That Experience. I Definitely Do.

I Like Smart Jokes, I Like Dumb Jokes, And I Like Dumb Jokes Done Smartly.

I Still Believe That At Any Time The No-talent Police Will Come And Arrest Me.

Marriage Can Be Viewed As The Waiting Room For Death.