I Like Smart Jokes, I Like Dumb

My Father Was Always A Straight-up Funny Guy. He Was Silly. He Was My Inspiration.

It's Hard To Be Super Full Of Yourself In Canada. If There Was A Motto Of Canada, It Would Be, "who Do You Think You Are, Eh?"

I'm A Comedic Actor, Not To Mix Words, But It's Something I Think About. A Comedic Actor. I Like To Think That Christopher Guest, Phil Hartman, Peter Sellers And Alec Guinness Are Comedic Actors. And Dan Aykroyd, Too. Those Are My Heroes.

At Every Point I Wished That I Was Born English. They Need To Make It Colder In Here. You Could Hang Meat In This Room. But, Yeah...i Grew Up In A Very English Household. My Folks Were From Liverpool. I've Said This Before, But There Is Nothing More English Than An Englishman That No Longer Lives In England.

I'm Basically A Sexless Geek. Look At Me, I Have Pasty-white Skin, I Have Acne Scars And I'm Five-foot-nothing. Does That Sound Like A Real Sexual Dynamo To You?