The Peanut Is Neither A Pea Nor

Europe Is Scooters. Europe Is Five Young People On One Bench Sharing A Chocolate Bar. Their Idea Of Entertainment And Fun Is So Much Different Than Ours, Which Is Exactly Why A Movie About Them Would Be Funny.

I Once Thought I Had Mono For An Entire Year. It Turned Out I Was Just Really Bored.

I Like Smart Jokes, I Like Dumb Jokes, And I Like Dumb Jokes Done Smartly.

I Can Be Described As Many Things, But No Description Of Me Is Complete Without Saying 'englishman.' My Parents Were From Liverpool And Emigrated To Canada Before I Was Born.

Everything I Do Is Autobiographical In Some Way. 'wayne's World' Was Me Growing Up In The Suburbs Of Toronto And Listening To Heavy Metal, And 'austin Powers' Was Every Bit Of British Culture That My Father, Who Passed Away In 1991, Had Forced Me To Watch And Taught Me To Love.