Europe To Me Is Young People Trying

People Ask Me To Record Their Answering Machines All The Time. I Love It. It's A Miracle To Me That People Want To Hear Back Those Characters.

Most Comedians Want To Be The Architect Of Their Own Embarrassment. They Have Horrible Self-esteem Issues. I Would Rather Push Myself Into The Mud. I Don't Want To Be Pushed Into The Mud. I Think That Is Probably True. I Think Most People Struggle With Self-acceptance. But Comedians Get A Chance To Self Externalize.

I Play The Ukulele. I Have A Great Group Of Friends, And We Do Things Like Have Battles Of The Bands - Me Sometimes On Ukulele, But Mostly On Drums.

Uh Oh, This Guy Needs Coffee And Croolers Stat.

I Love Making Stuff. There's A Joy In Having The First Molecule Of An Idea, Then Testing It In Front Of Audiences At Secret Shows That People Only Know About The Day Before. I Videotape Those, Study Them, Enjoy Being In The Character And Figuring Out The Movie.