I Play The Ukulele. I Have A

And I Love Mel Brooks. My Dad Loved His Movies, Too, They're Awesome, The Kind Of Thing That If You're In For Ten Minutes, You're In For Two Hours.

At Every Point I Wished That I Was Born English. They Need To Make It Colder In Here. You Could Hang Meat In This Room. But, Yeah...i Grew Up In A Very English Household. My Folks Were From Liverpool. I've Said This Before, But There Is Nothing More English Than An Englishman That No Longer Lives In England.

I Like Smart Jokes, I Like Dumb Jokes, And I Like Dumb Jokes Done Smartly.

Anyone Who Tells You Fatherhood Is The Greatest Thing That Can Happen To You, They Are Understating It.

It's Hard To Be Super Full Of Yourself In Canada. If There Was A Motto Of Canada, It Would Be, "who Do You Think You Are, Eh?"