Comedy, Like Sodomy, Is An Unnatural Act.

Too Old To Die Young, And Too Young To Grow Up.

You Offer A Sincere Compliment On A Great Mustache And Suddenly She's Not Your Friend.

Could Be Worse... Could Be Raining

Hookers Have To Deliver On Their Promise... Unlike Politicians.

Sex Is Two Plus Two Making Five, Rather Than Four. Sex Is The X Ingredient That You Can't Define, And It's That X Ingredient Between Two People That Make Both A Man And A Woman Good In Bed. It's All Relative. There Are No Rules.