Complete Garbage. It's Like Garden State, But

Don't Get Me Started On Cold Toilet Seats.

That Cyclone In Burma? That Was Just Me Doing The Dance To That Annoying Ass Song.

The Jews Are Just Clumsy Bakers.

I Could See Why Someone Would Want To Make A Website About Me, And My Quotes. They Are All Gold. How Many People Have Written, Directed And Starred In Their Own Movies. I Just Don't Know Why They Would Want To Put Words Into My Mouth, I Mean I Did Write, Direct And Star In A Critically Acclaimed Movie.

Yeah, The Gay Pride Movement Is Precious And All, But I Think It's About Time We Asked Ourselves What Gay People Really Have To Offer To Society.