Conceit Is Thinking You're Great; Egotism Is

I'm More Married To Sandy Now Than When We Were Married With The Legal Document. We're Still Married As Parents.

I Am Now A Turtle. Virtually Everything I Own Is On My Back And Suffice It To Say I Am One Ton Lighter And Therefore 2,000 Pounds Happier. All Houses Are Gone.

I Could Have A Roomful Of Awards And It Wouldn't Mean Beans

It Happens To The Best Of Them. You Lay Off Singing And Your Throat Gets Out Of Practice. No Excuses. I Blew It.

Conceit Is Thinking You're Great; Egotism Is Knowing It.