Conceit Is Thinking You're Great; Egotism Is

The Democratic Party Of California Is Ready To Sponsor Me. All I Have To Do Is Find The Right Office To Run For.

Who Am I That I Have To Sing Under An Umbrella? These People Are My Fans, And If They Can Stand In The Rain To Hear Me Sing, I Can Stand In The Rain.

I Am Now A Turtle. Virtually Everything I Own Is On My Back And Suffice It To Say I Am One Ton Lighter And Therefore 2,000 Pounds Happier. All Houses Are Gone.

Everybody Thinks I'm At Death's Door, But I'm Not. There's Nothing Seriously Wrong With Me, And My Heart Is In 100 Percent Working Order. Anything Else You May Hear Is A Damn Lie!

Show Me Any Top Entertainer Or Top Business Executive, And I'll Show You A Guy Who Has Mapped Out His Life From The Very Start.