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Cos People Think I'm On Drugs And I'm Not. I'm Really Quite... Just A Bit Of Coffee. When I Take Drugs I Start Going, Oh, Would You Like Insurance?
-Eddie Izzard
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Cos People Think I'm On Drugs And
Eddie Izzard
Cos People Think I'm On Drugs And I'm Not. I'm Really Quite... Just A Bit Of Coffee. When I Take Drugs I Start Going, Oh, Would You Like Insurance?
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