I Want To Live Till I Die.

Honey Bees Are Amazing Creatures. I Mean, Think About It, Do Earwigs Make Chutney?

We Stole Countries With The Cunning Use Of Flags. Just Sail Around The World And Stick A Flag In. "i Claim India For Britain!" They're Going "you Can't Claim Us, We Live Here! Five Hundred Million Of Us!" "do You Have A Flag …? "no..." "well, If You Don't Have A Flag, Then You Can't Have A Country. Those Are The Rules... That I Just Made Up!

In The Uk A Lot Of People Don't Like To Try. There's A Different Cultural Thing. Here [in Usa] If You Try And Fail, You Get Up Again And Start Again And Keep Going. People Respect You For It. Even If You Keep Failing, They Respect The Tenacity.

You Say 'erbs, And We Say Herbs Because There's A F*****g H In It!

You're Gay, You Sell Books... You Probably Shag The Books.