Could Be Worse... Could Be Raining

You Offer A Sincere Compliment On A Great Mustache And Suddenly She's Not Your Friend.

Too Old To Die Young, And Too Young To Grow Up.

Comedy, Like Sodomy, Is An Unnatural Act.

Money Can't Buy Poverty.

Sex Is Two Plus Two Making Five, Rather Than Four. Sex Is The X Ingredient That You Can't Define, And It's That X Ingredient Between Two People That Make Both A Man And A Woman Good In Bed. It's All Relative. There Are No Rules.