Could Be Worse... Could Be Raining

I Don't Know Any Jokes, Which Is Embarrassing. I Wish I Did.

I Won't Eat Anything That Has Intelligent Life, But I'd Gladly Eat A Network Executive Or A Politician.

Hookers Have To Deliver On Their Promise... Unlike Politicians.

You Offer A Sincere Compliment On A Great Mustache And Suddenly She's Not Your Friend.

Too Old To Die Young, And Too Young To Grow Up.