Countries Are Making Nuclear Weapons Like There

The American Government Is Making Nuclear Weapons Like There's No Tomorrow.

Now There's A Seven-day Waiting Period To Buy A Gun. Who Can Stay Mad That Long?

You Know What I Hate The Most? People That Imitate Owls.

Every Time I See Dan Quayle I Feel Like Buying A Vowel.

Some Mornings, It's Just Not Worth Chewing Through The Leather Straps.