I Was Sleeping The Other Night, Alone,

Ambiguity Is The Devil's Volleyball.

I Got A Letter From The Irs. Apparently I Owe Them $800. So I Sent Them A Letter Back. I Said, If You'll Remember, I Fastened My Return With A Paper Clip, Which According To Your Very Own Latest Government Pentagon Spending Figures Will More Than Make Up For The Difference.

England Is Better Only Because I Stand Out There As 'unusual'.

My Girlfriend Told Me That She Was Seeing Another Man. I Told Her To Rub Her Eyes.

Probably The Toughest Time In Anyone's Life Is When You Have To Murder A Loved One Because They're The Devil.