England Is Better Only Because I Stand

The Other Day A Woman Came Up To Me And Said, Didn't I See You On Television? I Said, I Don't Know. You Can't See Out The Other Way.

People Come Up To Me... Concerned... That I'll Reproduce.

In College I Was One Of Six Males Who Auditioned For Five Male Roles In A Comedy Play. I Was The One Rejected. At That Moment I Made Up My Mind Never To Place Myself At The Mercy Of Some Pompous, Goateed, Black-turtleneck-shirted "should I Yay Him Or Nay Him?" Pantywaist Ever Again.

I'll Do Anything For My Wife, It's Turning Out.

Santa Fe Is Fun To Visit, But Property There Will Cost You An Arm And A Dillo.