Santa Fe Is Fun To Visit, But

England Is Better Only Because I Stand Out There As 'unusual'.

Once I Was In A Restaurant And I Dropped My Fork On The Floor, And They Gave Me A New Fork. So I Pushed My Girlfriend Out Of Her Chair.

Recently, I've Ventured Into The Mammal Family - So That's Good For My Sex Life.

My Mom Gave Me One Of Those Cloth Calendars For The Kitchen. It Took Me Three Hours To Sew In A Dental Appointment.

Every Time I See Dan Quayle I Feel Like Buying A Vowel.