I'll Do Anything For My Wife, It's

I Thought I Was Raptured Up Into The Air Today; Turns Out, It Was Just My Gas Oven Exploding.

Lord Please Break The Laws Of The Universe For My Convenience. Amen.

Sometimes My Mother Goes Through My Socks And Underwear. I Wouldn't Mind, But It Tickles So Much!

I Was At A Bar Nursing A Beer. My Nipple Was Getting Quite Soggy.

Computers Aren't Intelligent, They Only Think They Are.