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Once I Was In A Restaurant And I Dropped My Fork On The Floor, And They Gave Me A New Fork. So I Pushed My Girlfriend Out Of Her Chair.

Recently, I've Ventured Into The Mammal Family - So That's Good For My Sex Life.

I Don't Know How Electricity Works. All I Know Is That It Calms Me.

Whatever Happened To The Good Ole Days, When Children Worked In Factories?

You Know, A Lot Of Girls Go Out With Me Just To Further Their Careers...damn Anthropologists.