Lord Please Break The Laws Of The

Always Remember The Last Words Of My Grandfather, Who Said: 'a Truck!'

My Classmates Would Copulate With Anything That Moved, But I Never Saw Any Reason To Limit Myself.

The Irs Sent Back My Tax Return Saying I Owed $800. I Said If You'll Notice, I Sent A Paper Clip With My Return. Given What You've Been Paying For Things Lately, That Should More Than Make Up The Difference.

You Know, A Lot Of Girls Go Out With Me Just To Further Their Careers...damn Anthropologists.

Some Comedians Change Their Style, Often To Their Advantage; But I See No Reason Why I Can't Continue With The "urbane Sophisticate" 'til The Day I Die.