You Know, A Lot Of Girls Go

Recently, I've Ventured Into The Mammal Family - So That's Good For My Sex Life.

I'm Filthy Stinking Rich - Well, Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad.

Every Time I See Dan Quayle I Feel Like Buying A Vowel.

I Went Into The Gas Station, Said, Fill 'er Up, Harry. The Guy Said, Regular? I Said, No, Put On A Gorrila Suit And Dance Like A Fairy.

At My Lemonade Stand I Used To Give The First Glass Away Free And Charge Five Dollars For The Second Glass. The Refill Contained The Antidote.