I'm Filthy Stinking Rich - Well, Two

My Girlfriend Said, Emo, I'm Seeing Another Man. I Said, Well, Try Rubbing Your Eyes Or Something.

My Parents Had Very Strict Rules For Me. Rules Like, I Couldn't Be Home Until A Certain Hour.

I'm Filthy Stinking Rich - Well, Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad.

My Grandmother's Brain Was Dead, But Her Heart Was Still Beating. It Was The First Time We Ever Had A Democrat In The Family.

I Don't Have To Tell You Folks About Scuba Diving. So, That'll Save Some Time.