I'm Filthy Stinking Rich - Well, Two

I Was At A Bar Nursing A Beer. My Nipple Was Getting Quite Soggy.

I Find You Can Often Find Humor Just By Turning Something Upside-down. Like A... Small Child.

I Had A Very Close Relationship With Another Kid When I Was Growing Up. I Was His Imaginary Friend.

I Don't Know If I Was Put On This Earth For A Purpose Or Not. But I'm Fairly Confident That I'll Be Taken Off Of It For One.

One Man's Pet-stained Carpet Is Another Man's Twister Game.