One Man's Pet-stained Carpet Is Another Man's

I'm Filthy Stinking Rich - Well, Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad.

Interviewers Always Used To Ask Me About My Pageboy Haircut, And It Drove Me Nuts: It Almost Made Me Suspect That There Was Something Strange About It. So I Cut Off My Pageboy.

Recently, I've Ventured Into The Mammal Family - So That's Good For My Sex Life.

I Think The Whole Concept Of Monotheism Is A Gift From The Gods.

People Come Up To Me And Say, 'emo, Do People Really Come Up To You?'