I'm A Great Lover, I'll Bet.

I Was Sleeping The Other Night, Alone, Thanks To The Exterminator.

I Asked My Girlfriend, 'will You Marry Me?' She Said, 'we'll Have To Ask My Father.' So We Had A Seance And Jack Ruby Says, 'hello!'

I Got In A Fight One Time With A Really Big Guy, And He Said, "i'm Going To Mop The Floor With Your Face." I Said, "you'll Be Sorry." He Said, "oh, Yeah? Why?" I Said, "well, How Are You Going To Get Into The Corners?"

Now There's A Seven-day Waiting Period To Buy A Gun. Who Can Stay Mad That Long?

The American Government Is Making Nuclear Weapons Like There's No Tomorrow.