I'm A Great Lover, I'll Bet.

The Other Day A Woman Came Up To Me And Said, Didn't I See You On Television? I Said, I Don't Know. You Can't See Out The Other Way.

Libertarians Believe Consenting Adults Have The Right To Do Whatever They Choose, Except Band Together.

My Girlfriend Told Me That She Was Seeing Another Man. I Told Her To Rub Her Eyes.

I Asked My Girlfriend, 'will You Marry Me?' She Said, 'we'll Have To Ask My Father.' So We Had A Seance And Jack Ruby Says, 'hello!'

I'm Not Catholic, But I Gave Up Picking My Belly Button For Lint.