Courage Is Walking Naked Through A Cannibal

If You Want To Kill Time Why Not Try Working It To Death.

Learn From Other People's Mistakes. Life Is Too Short To Make Them All Yourself.

It's So Simple To Be Wise. Just Think Of Something Stupid To Say And Say The Opposite.

I'm Going To Stop Putting Things Off, Starting Tomorrow!

At The U.n., Any Nation That Fights Back Is Censored As An "aggressor."