If You Want To Kill Time Why

One Of The Virtues Of Being Very Young Is That You Don't Let The Facts Get In The Way Of Your Imagination.

Give Your Child A Spanking Once A Day. If You Don't Know Why, He Does.

Somewhere On This Globe, Every Ten Seconds, There Is A Woman Giving Birth To A Child. She Must Be Found And Stopped.

Any Kid Who Has Two Parents Who Are Interested In Him And Has A Houseful Of Books Isn't Poor.

Insanity Is Hereditary; You Get It From Your Children.