If You Want To Kill Time Why

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

Our Toaster Has Two Settings: Too Soon Or Too Late.

It's Not The Sugar That Makes The Tea Sweet, But The Stirring.

People, More Than Things, Have To Be Restored, Renewed, Revived, Reclaimed, And Redeemed.

It's So Simple To Be Wise. Just Think Of Something Stupid To Say And Say The Opposite.