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How Wise Are Thy Commandments O Lord. Each One Of Them Applies To Somebody Or Other I Know.

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

If You Want To Know How Your Girl Will Treat You After Marriage, Just Listen To Her Talking To Her Little Brother.

The Puritans Came To America To Worship In Their Way And To Force Everybody Else To Do The Same Thing.

Siblings: Children Of The Same Parents, Each Of Whom Is Perfectly Normal Until They Get Together.