Criticizing Is Easy, Art Is Difficult.

My Father Would Pass Gas And Then Blame It On Imaginary Animals.

Through Humor, You Can Soften Some Of The Worst Blows That Life Delivers. And Once You Find Laughter, No Matter How Painful Your Situation Might Be, You Can Survive It.

'don't Worry About Senility', My Grandfather Used To Say.

You Go And You Buy A Lottery Ticket. You've Got Just As Much Chance Of Getting Struck By Lightning As You Do Of Winning The Lottery.

Through Humor, You Can Soften Some Of The Worst Blows That Life Delivers.