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Most Fathers And... Mothers. Only Your Grandmother And Ghengis Khan Know How To Do It.

Through Humor, You Can Soften Some Of The Worst Blows That Life Delivers. And Once You Find Laughter, No Matter How Painful Your Situation Might Be, You Can Survive It.

In Your 50s, Time Becomes Precious And Must Not Be Wasted. Every Minute Is An Excellent Opportunity For A Good Nap. Happy 50th Birthday!

The Summit, Which Is Set Up To Educate People About Managing Their Money And Protecting Their Income, Leads To Empowerment Of Self, For Which This Summit Needs To Be Applauded.

Poets Have Said That The Reason To Have Children Is To Give Yourself Immortality. Immortality? Now That I Have Five Children, My Only Hope Is That They Are All Out Of The House Before I Die.