Take Your Bottom Lip And Pull It

A Pelican That Is Wet Walks With A Gated Limp, But A Dry Fish Swims Alone.

It's Painful, But We Can't Heal Ourselves Unless We Cleanse The Wounds.

Even Though Your Kids Will Consistently Do The Exact Opposite Of What You're Telling Them To Do, You Have To Keep Loving Them Just As Much.

I'm Going Out... Because I Deserve To Go Out! And I'm Going To Get Drunk... Because I Deserve To Get Drunk! And Get Out Of My Way!

I'm Not Sure If My Parents Had Me Because They Loved Me, Or Because They Wanted Someone To Watch Their Other Children.