A Pelican That Is Wet Walks With

I Guess The Real Reason That My Wife And I Had Children Is The Same Reason That Napoleon Had For Invading Russia: It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time.

Our Children Are Trying To Tell Us Something. And We Are Not Listening.

And To Those People With No Children But Who Think They'd Like To Have Them Some Day To Fulfill Their Lives. Remember: With Fulfillment Comes Responsibility.

I Brought You In This World, And I Can Take You Out!

You Are More Important To Yourself Than You Think You Are.