A Pelican That Is Wet Walks With

I'm Going Out... Because I Deserve To Go Out! And I'm Going To Get Drunk... Because I Deserve To Get Drunk! And Get Out Of My Way!

My Wife Was A Beautiful Woman Before We Had Children.

Through Humor, You Can Soften Some Of The Worst Blows That Life Delivers. And Once You Find Laughter, No Matter How Painful Your Situation Might Be, You Can Survive It.

We Parents Ask Dumb Questions, Therefore We Get Dumb Answers.

It's Painful, But We Can't Heal Ourselves Unless We Cleanse The Wounds.