Cut My Pie Into Four Pieces, I

If You Get A Guy That Can Play A Couple Positions, It Helps You Out A Real Lot.

I'm In No Condition To Drive...wait! I Shouldn't Listen To Myself, I'm Drunk!

On Being The Guest Of Honor At An Awards Banquet: "thank You For Making This Day Necessary."

A Home Opener Is Always Exciting, No Matter If It's Home Or On The Road.

If You're Going To Cheat, It's Better If You Don't Get Caught.