Cynicism Formulates Issues Clearly, But Only To

Guilt Stirs Me, But Only To Self-pity.

Commerce Is Greedy. Ideology Is Blood-thirsty.

I Reject All Evidence That My Fabulous Beloved Is An Ordinary Person Who Worries, Watches Tv, And Has Bouts Of Indigestion.

Self-deception Is Nature; Hypocrisy Is Art.

Cynicism Has Its Own Zealots.