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The Secret Of Success Is Sincerity. Once You Can Fake That, You've Got It Made.

Countries Are Like Fruit-the Worms Are Always Inside.

During War We Imprison The Rights Of Man.

Death Is The Next Step After The Pension-it's Perpetual Retirement Without Pay.

To Win A Woman In The First Place You Must Please Her, Then Undress Her, And Then Somehow Get Her Clothes Back On Her, Finally, So That She Will Let You Leave Her, You've Got To Antagonise Her.