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Football Is Violence And Cold Weather And Sex And College Rye.

To Age With Dignity And With Courage Cuts Close To What It Is To Be A Man.

No Other Sporting Event Can Compare With A Good Series. The Super Bowl Is A Three-hour Interruption In A Week Of Drink And Rotarian Parties.

You May Glory In A Team Triumphant, But You Fall In Love With A Team In Defeat. Losing After Great Striving Is The Story Of Man, Who Was Born To Sorrow, Whose Sweetest Songs Tell Of Saddest Thought, And Who, If He Is A Hero, Does Nothing In Life As Becomingly As Leaving It.

Tennis And Golf Are Best Played, Not Watched.