Detroit's So Bad This Year They Might

Obama Better Hope A Kicked Ass Is Covered By Obamacare.

If Somebody Wants To Shoot Up And Die In Front Of You, More Power To Them. The Herd Has A Way Of Thinning Itself Out.

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He Lasted About As Long As The Dessert Tray At Rosie O'donnell's House.

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