Did You Ever Figure To Be Living

When We Laugh We Temporarily Give Ourselves Over To The Person Who Makes Us Laugh.

A Sigh Is An Amplifier For People Who Suffer In Silence.

I Understand The Big Food Companies Are Developing A Tearless Onion. I Think They Can Do It - After All, They've Already Given Us Tasteless Bread.

An Economist Is Someone Who Knows All The Answers To Last Years' Questions.

I Got A Valentine's Day Card From My Girl. It Said, 'take My Heart! Take My Arms! Take My Lips!' Which Is Just Like Her. Keeping The Best Part For Herself.