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The Best Birthdays Of All Are Those That Haven't Arrived Yet.

Live Your Life So That If Someone Says 'be Yourself' It's Good Advice.

Sometimes I Get The Feeling The Whole World Is Against Me, But Deep Down I Know That's Not True. Some Of The Smaller Countries Are Neutral.

I Take My Children Everywhere, But They Always Find Their Way Back Home.

Love Is So Confusing - You Tell A Girl She Looks Great And What's The First Thing You Do? Turn Out The Lights!