Favorites Quote's
Author
Topic's
Blog
Do I Believe In God? I Did Until Mother's Accident. She Fell On Some Meat Loaf And It Penetrated Her Spleen.
-Woody Allen
Please Wait....
Translating....
Select Image
Download as Image
English
Spanish
French
German
Hindi
Chinese
Do I Believe In God? I Did
Woody Allen
Do I Believe In God? I Did Until Mother's Accident. She Fell On Some Meat Loaf And It Penetrated Her Spleen.
Views: 7805
Topic
Mother
Believe
Meat
More From Woody Allen
Sometimes Some Of The Best Moments Are Contributed By The Actors Being Creative, With Their Own Improvisations.
Creative
Actors
Sometimes
My Luck Is Getting Worse And Worse. Last Night, For Instance, I Was Mugged By A Quaker.
Funny
Humor
Night
I'm Such A Good Lover Because I Practice A Lot On My Own.
Funny
Witty
Sex
To Me There’s No Real Difference Between A Fortune Teller Or A Fortune Cookie And Any Of The Organized Religions. They’re All Equally Valid Or Invalid, Really. And Equally Helpful.
Funny
Real
Humor
I Would Not Like To Live In The Past Because You Don't Get Anesthetic When You Go To The Dentist. You Don't Get Antibiotics. You Don't Get The Things That You Are Used To Now, Cell Phones And Televisions And Things That Are Very Convenient. You Don't Want That. But, It Would Be Fun If You Could, Every Now And Then, Just Meet A Friend For Lunch At Maxim's In Paris In 1900, Or Go Back To 1870 Just For A Couple Of Hours, Take A Walk In The Park, And Then Come Right Back To Broadway.
Couple
Fun
Past
Trending Author
Azim Premji
Candice S. Miller
Quincy Jones
Ali Larter
Shelley Duvall
Tavis Smiley
Category
Information