Do It Now. There May Be A

If Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right, Try Three.

Scientists Are Still Trying To Produce Life In The Laboratory, But It Shouldn't Be Difficult If The Laboratory Assistant Is Pretty And Willing.

Committees Have Become So Important Nowadays That Subcommittees Have To Be Appointed To Do The Work.

Bore : A Fellow Who Can Change The Subject Back To His Topic Of Conversation Faster Than You Can Change It Back To Yours.

Peter's Principle: In An Organization, Each Person Rises To The Level Of His Own Incompetence.