Give A Child Enough Rope And He

Work Is Accomplished By Those Employees Who Have Not Yet Reached Their Level Of Incompetence.

Home Is Where The College Student Home For The Holidays Isn't.

Men Now Monopolize The Upper Levels... Depriving Women Of Their Rightful Share Of Opportunities For Incompetence.

Poetry Is That Which Is Lost In Translation.

May Your Happiest Days Of The Past Be Your Saddest Days Of Your Future.