Give A Child Enough Rope And He

Don't Worry About Middle Age: You'll Outgrow It.

Bureaucracy Defends The Status Quo Long Past The Time When The Quo Has Lost Its Status.

I Inherited My Ability From Both Parents; My Mother's Ability For Spending Money, And My Father's Ability For Not Earning It.

Fortune Knocks But Once, But Misfortune Has Much More Patience.

Everyone Rises To Their Level Of Incompetence.