Many Live By Their Wits But Few

We Are Members Of A Strange Species That Devotes Its Energies To Climbing The Ladder Of Success In Order To Make Money To Buy Things We Don't Like.

You Can Always Tell A Real Friend: When You've Made A Fool Of Yourself He Doesn't Feel You've Done A Permanent Job.

Peter's Principle: In An Organization, Each Person Rises To The Level Of His Own Incompetence.

No Committee Could Ever Come Up With Anything As Revolutionary As A Camel - Anything As Practical And As Perfectly Designed To Perform Effectively Under Such Difficult Conditions.

A Bureaucrat's Idea Of Cleaning Up His Files Is To Make A Copy Of Every Paper Before He Destroys It.