Many Live By Their Wits But Few

The Best Intelligence Test Is What We Do With Our Leisure.

It's Better To Have Loved And Lost Than To Have To Do Forty Pounds Of Laundry A Week.

In The Country Of The Blind, The One-eyed King Can Still Goof Up.

Middle Age Is When You Stop Criticizing The Older Generation And Start Criticizing The Younger One.

The Problem With Temptation Is That You May Not Get Another Chance.