Do Not Ask Me To Be Kind;

An Optimist Is A Driver Who Thinks That Empty Space At The Curb Won't Have A Hydrant Beside It.

Posterity! Why Should People Be Less Stupid Tomorrow Than They Are Today?

If One Were To Build The House Of Happiness, The Largest Space Would Be The Waiting Room.

It Doesn't Pay To Say Too Much When You Are Mad Enough To Choke. For The Word That Stings The Deepest Is The Word That Is Never Spoke, Let The Other Fellow Wrangle Till The Storm Has Blown Away, Then He'll Do A Heap Of Thinking About The Things You Didn't Say.

On Earth There Is No Heaven, But There Are Pieces Of It.