Do This Or You’ll Burn In Hell.

It's Interesting That Music In This Country... We Sort Of Sold Something To America With The Beatles And They Sold Something Back. And We've Never Been Afraid To Embrace American Style Rock 'n' Roll And Make It Our Own Over Here.

If There Is A God, Why Did He Make Me An Atheist?

Even If It's Such A Lowly Art As Tv, You've Got To Get Stuff Off Your Chest, Because That's What Makes Something Different And Original, Your Particular Take On Stuff.

I've Worked In An Office. People Are Sitting Down Doing Their Stuff, Or Pretending To Do Their Stuff, And They're Bored. I've Heard A Car Tire Screech And 30 People Went To The Window. That Was A Piece Of Excitement In Their Day, That A Car Might Have Had To Stop Quickly, You Know. You Don't Need Dinosaurs, You Know.

I Don't Think A Comedian Should Even Be Concerned With Being Cool Or Sexy, As Soon As You Do, You Aren't A Comedian Any More. Looks Are Still The Most Important Thing For Women When It Comes To Meeting A Partner. And That's Fair Enough, But A Sense Of Humour Is Really Important Too. For Starters, It's A Great Indicator Of Whether You Are Going To Get On. If The First Time You Go On A Date You Don't Find Each Other Funny, There's A Fundamental Problem.