Do You Believe In Life After Love?

When You Stop Trying To Find The Right Man And Start Becoming The Right Woman, The Right Man Will Find His Way To You.

I'm Going To Have Wrinkles Really Soon

I Know I'm Not Supposed To Have Any Opinions About Politics, Because I'm Famous.

I Just Don't Understand How Anyone Would Want To Be A Republican. I Just Can't Figure It. I Don't Understand. If You're Poor, If You're Any Kind Of Minority - Gay, Black, Latino, Anything. If You're Not A Rich Born-again-christian, I Don't Get It.

If A Man's A Good Kisser, He's A Great F-.