Do You Ever Do Something, And Then

I Don't Really Have A Pattern Yet. I Don't Know If I'll Develop One. As Far As Comedic Integrity, I Don't Have Integrity In General, Comedic Or Otherwise.

I Like Dark Comedies. That's Why I Like The Wayans Brothers.

I've Been Happily Dedicated To The Same Woman For A Number Of Years. I Never Even Look At Other Women.

When You're Doing Standup You're Kind Of Doing, "hey. I Thought Of This. This May Be Funny.

I'm The Most Mellow Person Offstage. I Think It's Just, Going Onstage Lets Me Get Out Some Frustration That I'm Too Shy To Do In Real Life. Instead Of Doing It In Private, I'd Rather Do It In Front Of 1,000 People Who've Paid $25 To See Me Lose My Mind.