When A Role Seems Fun It's Easy

I Would Have Changed My Last Name If Being Famous Were My Goal.

I've Always Wanted To Have A Greek Sitcom Called Olive Lucy.

But Comedy Is Like Music, It Appeals To Some People. Some People Like Creed, Those People Are Usually Pretty Stupid. But They Probably Also Like Carrot Top. I Would Say That They're Part Of The Same Ilk.

I Dream Of Moving To India, Or Pakistan, And Becoming A Cabdriver.

My Dad Doesn't Get Any Of My Jokes. He Laughs At Them, But He Doesn't Understand Them. He's Just Laughing Because People Around Him Are Laughing.